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11.07.2013

Beyonce Can't Attend Kim and Kanye's Wedding?!


Beyonce's BeyHive does not play when it comes to King Bey! Find out what their latest idea is inside! 
We've all heard about the imaginary feud between Beyonce and Kim Kardashian. Now, The SASS never believed that hype! For one, no shade to Kim, but it's BEYONCE...that's all we're going to say about that LOL!

In other news...the BeyHive has spoken on how they feel about King Bey attending Kim and Kanye's nuptials. A member of the BeyHive organized a real petition on change.org stating reasons why they feel Beyonce should not be at this wedding!

"As you all know by now Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have sadly been in the news for their "engagement". Kim Kardashian and her disgusting family are known for their rise to fame for doing absolutely nothing. Aside from being a famous whore Kim has decided to get knocked up by notorious jackass Kanye West and now are planning to get married. Now we must do all in our power to stop Beyonce from attending that god forsaken wedding, since her husband Jay Z is BFF's with Kanye he problably wants both of them to go. Beyonce should not be forced to go and sit through that torture while surrounded by the Kardashian pigs. Beyonce do not go to that wedding you dont have to do it to please that whore and her jackass fiance. Do us a favor Bey and rain check that train wreck of wedding."

Here are a few ways to get out of going:
1. Extend The Mrs Carter Show World Tour for as long as possible- Be on tour for their wedding. Tell them your busy and business always comes first.
2. Blue Ivy has the flu- You cant attend a wedding when your baby is sick.
3. You have something better to do- You are Beyonce you always have something better to do than to attend a Kim Kardashian wedding.
4. Say that you have a  meeting with the President and the First Lady- Who would say no to the president, especially when your other choice is to attend a Kim Kardashian wedding.
5. Simply say no- Tell the bitch no. Simple as that.
Hope these tips help in your decison making Bey.
BTW if you do go to their wedding do us all the favor and throw a knife at that bitch.
Give us a second while we compose ourselves! We literally died laughing while reading this!! People are so mean LOL! Seriously people, that list of excuses though...why would you even wish the flu on little thugged out Blue Ivy?! If Beyonce chooses to attend their wedding and celebrate them coming together in holy matrimony (which we are sure she will) then that's her prerogative! 

What do you think?! Should Beyonce attend the wedding or choose an excuse from that amazing list above?
Side SASS: The petition already has 183 supporters and it only needs 17 more! 

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